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Monday evening(Dick invites his girlfriend over to his place. While he's in the kitchen cooking her favorite seafood dish, she's in the living room hypnotized by a flashing red light)
Estella: "Honey you've got a message on your answering machine!"
Dick: "Oh Sh*t!" (Runs out of the kitchen, trips over a chair, stands up, jumps over the couch and lands on top of Estella) "You know baby, you're so fine and while preparing those oysters, I began thinking of you and got all mushy. What do you say we go up to my room and do the nasty?"
Estella: "Sure baby, but don't you want to check your messages, they might be important."
Dick: "No sweetie, it's probably Jeff wanting to know what time to meet tonight."
Estella: (Screaming) "Jeff? What do you mean Jeff? I thought you were going out with Chris."
Dick: (With a dumb and surprised look, points to the ceiling) "Ehh, yeah, Chris that's right, I meant Chris."
Estella: "You're such a horrible liar. Are you hiding something from me? Let me listen to that message." (Presses the big red button)
Answering machine: (Beep — "You have one new message") "Hi Dick, it's Christine. Last night was really hot; I can't wait to see your tongue again. See you tonight pit bull." (Beep)
Estella: (Slaps Dick's face) "So your friend Chris is really Christine! Why you double-crossing, two-timing, perverted... Dick! How could you do this to me?" (Storms out of the house)
The following day...(Lying down on the king-size bed, with a spinning disco ball hanging from the ceiling and Barry White music playing in the background)
Dick: "Christine, you're my sweet angel girl. You are the one for me. I'm so glad I found a woman like you. I'm the luckiest man in the world."
Christine "Oh Dick, you're such a sweet man."
(Knock at the door)
Dick: "Who is it?"
Amanda: "It's me baby, your sweet angel girl."
Christine: (Slaps Dick's face) "Amanda? Sweet angel?"
Play it smartBeing in a relationship with the same person for a long time can sometimes become boring and unfulfilling. That does not mean that you have to throw it all away, especially if she is marriage material.
Sometimes, all you need to do is add a little spice to your life by dating other women on the side. The goal is to do it without getting caught.
Dating two women at once without getting caught is a lot of fun, but it takes a lot of planning. It's a whole new ballgame. The men who fail to realize this — such as our friend Dick — are the ones who end up getting caught.
In order to date two women at once without rousing suspicion, you must play it smart. The perfect plan involves dating the right combination of women, following a strict set of rules, and knowing what to do when things go wrong. Those who know The Player's guidelines and follow them to the bone, never get trapped.