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When a girl at Michigan State University posted an appeal on Facebook for a formal date for her roommate, Joey Adams gave the application process the respect it deserved by putting together a professional dating resume.
With a sorority formal approaching fast and her roommate too busy studying all hours for the Medical College Admission Test to find a date, Ashley Harrington stepped up and put out an appeal on the Michigan State University Class of 2018 Facebook page.
A friend of 21-year-old Joey Adams thought he’d be a good choice and tagged him in to the post, but she probably didn’t know just how ready he was for the call.
Adams replied: “I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT” and then attached his dating resume — a slick, professional outline of his dating skills, interests and hobbies.
As reported by BuzzFeed News, the application starts, like a job application, with Adams’ current employment, which is as a "Lubricants Consultant." He's forced to admit that isn’t a euphemism, it really is a thing.
The document declares that Adams’ objective is: “To find a honey with a bitchin’ family who enjoys sushi, adventures & good movies,” and states that his talents include "crying during Marley & Me," "replying to long texts’ and ‘acting like a dad in public."
Adams even presents a pie-chart breakdown of how he spends his time, which includes a scary amount of managing his dog’s Instagram and Facebook pages. Probably best to let a prospective date know that in advance, I guess.
Fortunately, Adams has a good reason for owning a dating resume and didn’t put it together specially, which would be quite unnerving.
He explained to BuzzFeed News:
“At the beginning of the semester I was in one of the MSU cafeterias and saw this absolutely gorgeous girl. We started making small talk and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date. She asked if I had a dating resume that she could look at, and when I said no (like any normal person would) she told me no. So afterward I decided to make one, so if it ever came up again I could use it in my favor.”
Sadly, all of Adams’ efforts were in vain as he didn’t land the date. There must have been lots of strong candidates for the role who had wider experience.
However, the attention the resume has received on social media means that Adams’ skills are in demand from other women looking to recruit.
He said: “A lot of girls have contacted me since. I’ve gotten a few texts asking me to other formals / wedding dates so this wasn’t a lost cause.”
Maybe everyone should be forced to present a dating resume on a first date, although if it’s anything like a professional resume then some past relationships might be tactically edited out and it may be hard to get two references.
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There has been a rise in dating sites like The Inner Circle which use your professional resume to match you with prospective dates rather than the usual dating profiles.